Inky Fuchs is a dark author of weird f*ckbooks, because she is a stubborn hag that writes creepy shit publishers refuse to touch with a ten-foot pole. She enjoys Joaquin Phoenix, dirty jokes about penis, and whiskey – bonus points if it is a joke about Joaquin with a whiskey-soaked penis. She lives in bumf*ck Texas cause why not live in the 7th wonder of hell when you are so pasty white you may burst into flames at any moment? She has a black cat, and someone might spot them eating french fries on any day ending in “Y”. She was forced into publishing her smut to help fund her ridiculous addiction to vintage Care Bears.